misanclrist:

hmu if u wanna date a piece of shit

(via bastille)

mostmodernist:

brick to the face

(via bastille)

fuckoffcats:

you cant spell school without i want to stab myself

(via twiniefve)

octobra:

if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head

(via bastille)

angeldelatierra:

*holds a baby carrot like a cigarette* I’m just….. over it, you know?

(via bastille)

thatadhdfeel:

when u zone out in class and ur all like

(via bastille)

mellarkish:

*plugs phone into computer to charge* yes my child, drain the life from your superior,

(via yesstrue)